Simone Derringer

Mind-Numbing Minder

Description:

Better-Than-Life Dealer

Bio:

Simone is an Elf woman living in the Barrens of Seattle. She is a drug dealer who deals largely in BTLs. As such, she relocates quite often, leaving in her wake a score of scorched SINless of all ages. She appears to be strangely unblemished for someone in her line of work, which implies she is not only skilled in keeping herself out of harm’s way, but also in avoiding sampling her own stock.

Simone appears to live with Louis, a slightly deranged Elf with a tendency to voice cryptic warnings and insights into people’s character. It is unclear exactly what their relationship is, but Simone appeared both embarrassed by and protective of Louis during their encounter with the party.

Simone Derringer

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